I've decided to have a baby.
The only problem?
I'm as single as they come.

I jokingly make a list of possible baby daddies.

The problem?

My best friend White finds the list … and his name is at the top.

My incredibly hot, best buddy, never-going-to-settle-down best friend.

He's telling me he won't let anyone else near me.

He's out to prove he's the only man for the job.

I should say no.

But I’m not going to…