I hate him.

I hate everything about him.

From his perfect face, right down to his tight football pants.

He never wanted me back in college.

Now he’s a superstar in the NFL.

I lost the weight, and suddenly he’s noticing me.

Maybe it’s time for a little revenge.

Yeah, maybe it’s time for me to lead him on and push him away.

It’s a good plan.

A solid one.

Until I get him naked.