New York chef Tony Bourdain gives away secrets of the trade in his wickedly funny, inspiring memoir and expos. From his first oyster in the Gironde to his lowly position as a dishwasher in a honky-tonk, Bourdain's tales of the kitchen are as passionate as they are unpredictable. Kitchen Confidential reveals what Bourdain calls 25 years of sex, drugs, bad behavior and haute cuisine .