Bitingly funny and sassy, this calendar pairs vintage aesthetics with a witty quip to help you make it through another day.

Each daily page features a hilarious, relatable wisecrack on topics ranging from friendships, job crazies, pesky grown-up responsibilities, dieting, cocktails, the “joys” of aging, and more. The calendar’s sarcastic witticisms will keep you laughing all year.

Features include:

• 6" x 5.125" page size
• Recyclable plastic-free easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Day/date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Snappy snark with a retro art style