A brand new very funny Christmas novel, from the bestselling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday and Single Woman Seeks Revenge.



There comes a time in every woman's life when the only answer is to marry George Clooney.



For Michelle, that time is now.



Slogging her guts out in a chicken factory, whilst single-handedly bringing up a teenager who hates her, is far from the life that 36-year-old Michelle had planned.



But marrying the most eligible man on the planet by Christmas could change all that, couldn't it?



Sometimes your only option is to dream the impossible - because you never know where it might take you...



'Loved this book. Tracy Bloom had me in stitches. Again.' Milly Johnson



'This comic novel combines humour and wisdom with very entertaining results.' Katie Fforde







This is a fun, completely fantastical novel featuring George Clooney, and has not been authorised or endorsed by the wondrous man himself.