The newest book in the New York Times bestselling &;Barney Stinson&; canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

So you&;re going to be a parent.

You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:

Will I be a good parent? &; Will I be able to afford this? &; Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn&;t mean your kid has to be as lame as you&;re about to become. That&;s why I&;ve written this book&;to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.

The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

Choose a baby name that won&;t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker &;

Interview and hire a smokin&; hot nanny &; Teach your child instant classics like &;The Boobs on the Bus&; and &;Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat&;

With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you&;ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.