It's samurai vs. aliens!

Reads R to L (Japanese Style), for audiences T+
Gin's Hot Spring Travel Tips 1. If it looks like a haunted mansion, it probably is 2. Ghosts like hot baths too 3. Skid marks on your briefs are unavoidable 4. Return your rented DVDs before you leave 5. When being chased by angry ghosts you only need to run faster than Shinpachi Final Volume!