“’Gunther, it’s your turn to do the honors,’ Dr. Hilda von Hündin said, slapping my left buttock hard for emphasis.

My bare posterior was pointed back toward the living room at roughly dick level, so I had a good idea of what was coming. Still, I couldn’t help but gasp when I felt two beefy hands grab me about the waist and a thick, hard penis thrust itself between my cheeks.

No lube? I wondered. Apparently not. But Dr. Love’s Anal Annihilator had prepared my virgin rectum for penetration by even the girthiest human penis. It certainly didn’t hurt that I was hornier than I’d ever been in my life.”

Not sure what a "syzygy" is? Neither was 29-year-old actuary Dirk Quarrel—until he crossed paths with Dr. Hilda von Hündin, a brilliant blonde bombshell and practicing psychoanalyst with some radical ideas on the subject of gender. Soon after he walks into Hilda's consulting room seeking help with the control freak tendencies that sank his last relationship, she introduces him to the hard-to-pronounce word, which can refer to any conjunction or opposition, from the position of heavenly bodies during an eclipse to the male and female traits that make up an individual's personality.

Hilda's professional opinion: Dirk needs to embrace his feminine side by surrendering to a dominant woman—and she offers to be that woman. But her motives aren't entirely pure; with the help of butt plugs, sexy clothes and hypnosis, she plans to emasculate him and turn him into the sissy sex toy of her musclebound German lovers. It all leads up to an epic evening of ass play, oral, glory holes and spectacular astronomical alignments!