Who said magical training had to be so dry and complicated? In this instructional text, Andrieh Vitimus banishes the severe tone of other esoteric orders and instead proposes a more accessible and practical approach - a course of study for the average Joe. From discovering new meditation positions through random dance to sculpting energy into playful balls, puppets, and form - fitting body suits, Vitimus' exercises are fun and irreverent while still imparting the skills needed for serious self-study. Hands-On Chaos Magic emphasizes experimentation and finding out what works for you, and Vitimus makes it clear that pop magic is allowed. So you may want to try a spell from Harry Potter while assuming a Dragon Ball Z stance. Or maybe you'd like to bribe yourself into daily practice by 'kicking your mind's ass and then giving it candy'. By adopting a practical understanding of magical theory, readers will find magic easier to perform - and they'll achieve results more in line with their own notions of success.