A few years ago, Simon Morley and David Friend began performing their repertoire of ''dick tricks'' in Melbourne, Australia. Hitting England's shores to overwhelming critical acclaim at the 2000 Edinburgh Festival, their show has also played in Montreal and Toronto, and is on its way to Broadway.

Marvel at the Atomic Mushroom; be awed by Uluru; coo at the Baby bird; sample the Hamburger. This user's guide to the world of genital origami is a book that every man should study — and every woman should learn from.