From: Colfer, Eoin (pronounced 'Owen', by the way)
Sent: Today
To: The World (above and below ground - and Limbo, i.e. somewhere in between)
Subject: Artemis Fowl Update
I've waited a long time for young criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl to meet his match. Finally, it's happened.
A second juvenile genius has discovered that fairies do exist, and she is determined to capture one for scientific study. And not just any fairy. The newcomer intends to trap a demon - the most human-hating species unknown to man.
Only an ancient time spell separates the demons from mankind - and Artemis must prevent it from unravelling. If he fails, the bloodthirsty tribe will re-launch their quest to wipe every human from the planet. Because that's what demons live to do.
There can only be one winner - and this time it might not be Artemis Fowl.
Take nothing for granted.
Your time-travelling correspondent,