Susan Bevans is intimately acquainted with heartbreak and betrayal. For a change of scenery, she pursues a new direction in the beautiful country of Belize. For a change of heart, she agrees to a hare-brained scheme involving fake fun, fake dates, and fake kisses. It's all just pretend.

Or is it?

Archie Hamilton is more than the art on his skin and the beard on his face. And despite the pretenses, Susan is very close to losing her heart to him... for real. Can this L.A. baby tame the Know-It-All?